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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Laughing Taint

You approach the calm stuffy Tavern. Through the stone brick walls you can hear pounding. Out front there is a light wooden deck and on the left side of the building there is a clean stable with a moderate gathering of horses.
        As you open the engraved tavern door you are welcomed by a moderate gathering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. Scattered candles illuminate the room and standing behind the polished metal bar is a round 4'11" half-elf male with an oval face, a bald head, gray eyes, and rough, pink skin. He is wearing a loose tan shirt, and white pantaloons.
        Between you and the bartender is a small collection of sturdy wooden high top tables, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the left is a wooden staircase.

Menu

Red Dragon Strips

Red dragon strips covered in a smooth chocolate sauce served with a slice of multigrain bread
- 1 gp -

Baked Black-headed Heron

Baked black-headed heron sauteed in a heavy blueberry sauce
- 4 sp -

Pigeon Thighs

Pigeon thighs served with roasted cabbages and a slice of potato bread
- 4 sp -

Steamed Peas

Steamed peas cooked in a flavorsome horseradish sauce served with a piece of swiss cheese
- 4 sp -

Grilled Squash

Grilled squash doused with a creamy mushroom sauce served with a cornbread muffin
- 2 sp -

Asparagus Broth

Asparagus broth with baked carrots
- 2 sp -

Beers

Smokey Kiwi Ale - 2 sp
Manticore Mead - 1 sp
Butter Beer - 1 sp
White Blueberry Ale - 4 cp
Laughing Giant Lager - 4 cp
Yellow Guava Pilsner - 4 cp

Wines

White Plantain Rosé - 2 sp
Rosewater Wine - 4 cp
Blacksmith's Fuel - 2 cp

Liquor

Bigby's Three Fingers - 2 sp
Queen's Favor - 2 sp
Djinni Dry Gin - 1 sp
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Innkeeper

Eruvaer Nailo | Half-Elf Innkeeper
Eruvaer Nailo is a round 4'11" half-elf male with an oval face, a bald head, gray eyes, and rough, pink skin. He is wearing a loose tan shirt, and white pantaloons.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 10; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2 (1d4)

Server

Reino Redplate | Hill Dwarf Server
Reino Redplate is a beefy 4'3" hill dwarf male with an oblong face, long, straight, blond hair shaved on the right side, with a medium beard, brown eyes, and silky, white skin. He is wearing a tight tan tunic, and hunter green pants.
Str: 17 (+3); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 18 (+4);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 7; HP: 9
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Brewis Duststone | Human Cleric (lev 2)
Brewis Duststone is a round 5'9" human male with an oval face, long, straight, blond hair, black eyes, and rugged, tan skin. He is wearing finely stiched holy vestments.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 6 (-2); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 13 (+1); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 13
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Pinnathrad Moorfly | High Elf Sailor
Pinnathrad Moorfly is a muscular 5'7" high elf male with a round face, very long, braided, auburn hair, brown eyes, and smooth, golden skin. He is wearing a soiled brown tunic, and loose tan pants.
Str: 18 (+4); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 14 (+2);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 10; HP: 4
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5
Geherg Allenky | Human Doctor
Geherg Allenky is an athletic 5'10" human male with an oval face, very long, curled, blond hair, brown eyes, and rough, pockmarked, tan skin. He is wearing a dirty white shirt, and baggy grey pants.
Str: 7 (-2); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 17 (+3); Wis: 15 (+2); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 8; HP: 6
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1
Lainor Maedhros | Wood Elf Pickpocket
Lainor Maedhros is an athletic 4'9" wood elf male with a square face, short, straight, dyed green hair, brown eyes, and smooth, pink skin. He is wearing a tan tunic, and loose tan pants.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 13 (+1); Con: 6 (-2);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 15 (+2); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 11; HP: 5
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1
Bilbo Dighopper | Stout Halfling Diplomat
Bilbo Dighopper is a beefy 3'6" stout halfling male with an oval face, short, curled, golden hair, with a very short beard, golden eyes, and veiny, tan skin. He is wearing a finely crafted grey tunic, and brown pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 12 (+1); Con: 14 (+2);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 11; HP: 10
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1


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