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Tavern & Menu Generator

Create Tavern Menus

Below is a randomly generated menu. Customize

Choose the menu options below. Note: some regions have fewer creatures than others, and there are only so many monsters.

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Meat/Vegetables/Mix:

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Tavern Quality:

Menu Options Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water Tavern Quality: Comfortable | Food: Meat & Vegetables | Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Crooked Inn

The Crooked Inn is a quiet welcoming stone brick Tavern. Out front there is a light wooden porch with a fabric awning and scattered outdoor seating and several wooden signs advertising cheap drinks.
As you open the engraved tavern door you are welcomed by the scent of freshly cooked vegetables and a scattering of patrons. It seems just as welcoming inside as it does from the outside. Scattered candles illuminate the room and standing behind the polished wooden bar is a beefy 5'0" mountain dwarf male with a square face, very long, wavy, brown hair, with a very long, braided fu manchu moustache, golden eyes, and smooth, pink skin. He is wearing a white tunic, and brown pants.
Between you and the bartender is a small collection of wooden booths, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the left is a long staircase.

Kalamin Kingoath | Hill Dwarf Server
Kalamin Kingoath is a round 4'2" hill dwarf male with an edgy face, short, wavy, brown hair shaved on the left side, with a gigantic, braided chin strap, brown eyes, and smooth, pockmarked, tan skin. He is wearing a loose tan tunic, and tight brown pantaloons.

Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 18 (+4);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 7; HP: 8
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)

Karrin Kingsblood | Mountain Dwarf Begger
Karrin Kingsblood is an athletic 3'5" mountain dwarf female with a soft face, very long, curled, blond hair, brown eyes, and smooth, pink skin. She is wearing a smelly off-white shirt, and grey pants.

Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 7; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Tharda Averess | Half-Elf Bowyer
Tharda Averess is an athletic 4'8" half-elf male with a soft face, a bald head, with a short spotty beard, golden eyes, and rugged, golden skin. He is wearing a leather apron over a grimy tan tunic and brown pants.

Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 7 (-2);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 10; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2 (1d4)

Sarielle Bolbec | Human Barbarian (lev 2)
Sarielle Bolbec is a skinny 5'3" human female with a soft face, a cropped, gray mohawk, blue eyes, and silky, tan skin. She is wearing a patchwork animal pelt cloak and a patchwork animal pelt loincloth.

Str: 13 (+1); Dex: 14 (+2); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 12; HP: 24
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Prugwen Brucklefoot | Stout Halfling Pickpocket
Prugwen Brucklefoot is a beefy 3'8" stout halfling female with a triangular face, long, wavy, brown hair, black eyes, and rugged, tan skin. She is wearing a stained muted yellow shirt, and off-white pantaloons.

Str: 11 (0); Dex: 18 (+4); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 8 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 14; HP: 3
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d4 + 4)

Unlald Stitchen | Human Sailor
Unlald Stitchen is an athletic 5'11" human male with an oval face, very long, curled, red hair, with a very short spotty beard, golden eyes, and rugged, golden skin. He is wearing a grey tunic, and tan pantaloons.

Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 12 (+1); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 11; HP: 6
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3)

Entertainment

(40% chance)

Duromph'lin Everhervs | Drow Bard (lev 1)
Duromph'lin Everhervs is a skinny 5'6" drow male with a soft face, cropped, straight, white hair, black eyes, and soft, black skin. He is wearing a grey shirt, and baggy tan pants.

Str: 9 (-1); Dex: 15 (+2); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 6 (-2); Cha: 18 (+4);
AC: 12; HP: 9
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1