Tavern and Menu Generator

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Tavern & Menu Generator

Create Tavern Menus

Below is a randomly generated menu. Customize

Choose the menu options below. Note: some regions have fewer creatures than others, and there are only so many monsters.

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Meat/Vegetables/Mix:

Monster Menu Items:

Tavern Quality:

Menu Options Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water Tavern Quality: Comfortable | Food: Meat & Vegetables | Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Bloated Skeleton

You approach the loud stuffy stone brick Tavern. Out front there is a blocky stone porch with a light wooden awning.
As you open the perfectly smooth tavern door you are welcomed by the smell of strong alcohol and a small collection of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. Scattered candles illuminate the room and standing behind the gilded wooden bar is a regular 3'10" mountain dwarf male with an edgy face, short, braided, golden hair shaved on the left side, with a medium beard, cyan eyes, and silky, pink skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tight tan pants.
Between you and the bartender is a scattering of wooden booths, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a wooden staircase.

Menu

Barbecued Flounder

Barbecued flounder served with baked chile peppers and a slab of pepper jack cheese

- 6 sp -

Clam Chowder

Clam chowder with puréed wild rice served with a wedge of gouda cheese

- 6 sp -

Grell Steak

Grell steak served with raw cantaloupes and lychees

- 5 sp -

Black-eyed Pea Bisque

Black-eyed pea bisque with grilled snow peas served with a slab of cheddar cheese

- 4 sp -

Roasted Soybeans

Roasted soybeans served with puréed lima beans and a wedge of wheat bread

- 2 sp -

Centipede Pieces

Centipede pieces covered in a sweet mustard and garlic sauce served with a wedge of potato bread

- 11 cp -

Beers

Fizzletwister Twizfister Ale - 1 sp
Thundersteel Mead - 1 sp
Sweet Sahuagin Cider - 1 sp
Yellow Apple Stout - 4 cp
Black Forest Brew - 4 cp
Kua-Toa Green Lager - 2 cp

Wines

Knight's Embrace - 1 sp
Singing Succubi - 1 sp
Cloudy Bay White Wine - 4 cp

Liquor

Queen's Favor - 2 sp
Yellow Boysenberry Rum - 1 sp
Yellow Strawberry Gin - 1 sp

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Innkeeper

Thar Topazdawn | Mountain Dwarf Innkeeper
Thar Topazdawn is a regular 3'10" mountain dwarf male with an edgy face, short, braided, golden hair shaved on the left side, with a medium beard, cyan eyes, and silky, pink skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tight tan pants.

Str: 17 (+3); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 14 (+2);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 8
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4

Server

Warder Woodard | Human Server
Warder Woodard is a lean 6'0" human male with a round face, short, straight, brown hair, blue eyes, and rough, tan skin. He is wearing a tan shirt, and tan pants.

Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 8 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 5
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)

Morhir Nyntynel | Wood Elf Sailor
Morhir Nyntynel is a muscular 6'1" wood elf male with a sharp face, cropped, braided, gray hair, brown eyes, and smooth, pink skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and loose muted yellow pants.

Str: 18 (+4); Dex: 10 (0); Con: 14 (+2);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 10; HP: 6
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d6 + 4)

Kestmuzven | Dragonborn Bounty hunter
Kestmuzven is a beefy 5'8" dragonborn female with a sharp face, a smooth head, green eyes, and dirty bronze scales. She is wearing scorched splint mail and carrying a club.

Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 6 (-2); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 14 (+2); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 19 (splint mail); HP: 10
Club: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)

Eadulf Halliwell | Human Sailor
Eadulf Halliwell is an athletic 5'3" human male with an oblong face, a bald head, blue eyes, and silky, white skin. He is wearing a dirty grey tunic, and grey pants.

Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 10; HP: 2
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2)

Gilsi Blanks | Human Rogue (lev 2)
Gilsi Blanks is a round 4'9" human male with a triangular face, very long, curled, auburn hair, gray eyes, and smooth, pockmarked, pink skin. He is wearing a dark blue cloak, with the hood up, and worn dark blue leather armor. He has a sheathed rapier at his side.

Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 16 (+3); Con: 17 (+3);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 8 (-1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 14 (leather armor); HP: 16
Rapier: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d8 + 3)

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