Tavern & Menu Generator

You approach the raucous stuffy Tavern. Through the wooden walls you can hear shouting. Out front there is a light wooden patio with crowded outdoor seating. Finally, several wooden signs advertising cheap drinks.
        As you open the perfectly smooth tavern door you are welcomed by the smell of wine and a scattering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. Dim candle light illuminates the room and standing behind the polished metal bar is a round 3'8" lightfoot halfling male with an oval face, very long, straight, blond hair, brown eyes, and smooth, tan skin. He is wearing a tan shirt, and brown pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a moderate gathering of wooden booths, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the left is a wrought iron spiral staircase.