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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Piss and Whistle

You approach the quiet stuffy painted Tavern.
        As you open the rough tavern door you are welcomed by a moderate gathering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. Hanging lanterns illuminate the room and standing behind the polished metal bar is a massive 6'11" goliath female with an oval face, a short, black mohawk, green eyes, and rough, golden skin. She is wearing a brown shirt, and brown pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a small collection of sturdy wooden high top tables, to the right is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a long staircase.

Menu

Braised Cockatrices

Braised cockatrices covered in a plum sauce
- 7 sp -

Deboned Mackerel

Deboned mackerel doused with a sweet mustard sauce served with a piece of swiss cheese
- 6 sp -

Braised Ettin

Braised ettin doused with a heavy sausage gravy
- 5 sp -

Stewed Deer Mice

Stewed deer mice served with stewed star fruits and a wedge of white bread
- 4 sp -

Puréed Black-eyed Peas

Puréed black-eyed peas smothered in a savory peach sauce
- 2 sp -

Steamed Pumpkin

Steamed pumpkin served with roasted kale and carrots
- 2 sp -

Beers

Death Knight Dark - 1 sp
Fawnleaf Lager - 4 cp
Amber Apricot Mead - 2 cp
Ogre Smash Stout - 2 cp
Tricky Troglodyte Ale - 2 cp
Green Juniper Porter - 1 cp

Wines

Brown Raspberry White - 2 sp
Hidden Valley Wine - 1 sp
Black Peach Dessert Wine - 1 sp

Liquor

Eldarin Absinthe - 2 sp
Green Plantain Gin - 1 sp
Red Kiwi Whiskey - 5 cp
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Innkeeper

Harddragon | Goliath Innkeeper
Harddragon is a massive 6'11" goliath female with an oval face, a short, black mohawk, green eyes, and rough, golden skin. She is wearing a brown shirt, and brown pants.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 8 (-1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 7
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2)

Server

Willeon Moody | Human Server
Willeon Moody is a muscular 5'8" human male with an oval face, short, wavy, blond hair, with a short fu manchu moustache, green eyes, and veiny, sunburned, white skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tight grey pants.
Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 13 (+1); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 9; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Eadurg Mullinax | Human Bandit
Eadurg Mullinax is an athletic 5'7" human female with a square face, cropped, wavy, brown hair, blue eyes, and rugged, sunburned, tan skin. She is wearing a tan tunic, and brown pants.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 13 (+1); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 11; HP: 4
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Rammir Saxon | Human Paladin (lev 2)
Rammir Saxon is an athletic 5'9" human male with an oval face, cropped, straight, gray hair, with a very short mutton chops beard, gray eyes, and soft, pink skin. He is wearing worn splint mail and carrying a dagger. A tabard, bearing a religious symbol, hangs over his chest.
Str: 17 (+3); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 15 (+2);
AC: 18 (splint mail); HP: 17
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)
Sabeald Eslinger | Human Soldier
Sabeald Eslinger is a fat 6'1" human male with an oval face, a short, dyed purple mohawk, brown eyes, and rugged, chocolate skin. He is wearing chain mail and carrying a dagger.
Str: 16 (+3); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 18 (chain mail); HP: 8
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)
Norok Rowntree | Half-Elf Leatherworker
Norok Rowntree is a regular 6'3" half-elf male with a triangular face, long, braided, white hair, with a very short neckbeard, golden eyes, and smooth, pink skin. He is wearing workman's clothing.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 9; HP: 8
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d6)
Sige Windward | Human Farmer
Sige Windward is a muscular 6'4" human male with an oval face, a bald head, brown eyes, and rough, tan skin. He is wearing a filthy brown tunic, and dark blue pantaloons.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 4 (-3); Con: 13 (+1);
Int: 11 (0); Wis: 13 (+1); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 7; HP: 7
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2)
Beother Morozov | Human Fisherman
Beother Morozov is a skinny 5'11" human male with an oval face, short, curled, white hair, blue eyes, and soft, pink skin. He is wearing a grimy grey tunic, and tight tan pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 8 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 4
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1

Entertainment

(40% chance)
Theodor Grey | Human Bard (lev 1)
Theodor Grey is a regular 4'7" human male with a soft face, cropped, braided, red hair, blue eyes, and smooth, sunburned, tan skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tan pants.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 17 (+3); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 14 (+2);
AC: 13; HP: 8
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d4 + 3)


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