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Tavern & Menu Generator

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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Laughing Heart Pub

You approach the loud welcoming Tavern. Through the wooden walls you can hear carousing. Out front there is a light stone deck with crowded outdoor seating.
        As you open the perfectly smooth tavern door you are welcomed by a moderate gathering of patrons. It seems just as welcoming inside as it does from the outside. Scattered candles illuminate the room and standing behind the polished metal bar is a fat 5'1" human male with an edgy face, cropped, straight, golden hair, green eyes, and soft, tan skin. He is wearing a brown shirt, and loose brown pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a host of wooden booths, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a stone staircase.

Menu

Moose Tongue

Moose tongue served with marinated pumpkin and a slice of potato bread
- 7 sp -

Owl Porridge

Owl porridge with roasted lentils served with a chunk of applewood cheese
- 6 sp -

Roasted Goose

Roasted goose served with baked bell peppers and a chunk of gorgonzola cheese
- 6 sp -

Stewed Cardinal

Stewed cardinal covered in a light mustard and garlic sauce served with a piece of cornbread bread
- 4 sp -

Mussel Bisque

Mussel bisque with steamed tomatoes and lettuce
- 4 sp -

Zucchini Goulash

Zucchini goulash with diced cabbages
- 2 sp -

Beers

Silly Seahorse Cider - 1 sp
Five Titans Ale - 4 cp
Floral Mulberry Lager - 4 cp
The Dwarven Hammer - 4 cp
Savage Mountain Mead - 4 cp
Thirsty Thri-Kreen Wheat Beer - 2 cp

Wines

Red Papaya White - 2 sp
Siren's Song - 1 sp
Smokey Blackcurrant Red - 1 sp

Liquor

Bigby's Three Fingers - 2 sp
Tiefling Tequila - 2 cp
Fomorian Moist Mold Juice - 1 cp
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Innkeeper

Mathye Yaeger | Human Innkeeper
Mathye Yaeger is a fat 5'1" human male with an edgy face, cropped, straight, golden hair, green eyes, and soft, tan skin. He is wearing a brown shirt, and loose brown pants.
Str: 13 (+1); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 10; HP: 8
Handaxe: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1)

Server

Cikirkirn Mekkadil | Forest Gnome Server
Cikirkirn Mekkadil is a beefy 3'6" forest gnome male with a square face, short, straight, blond hair shaved on the right side, brown eyes, and soft, tan skin. He is wearing a tight brown tunic, and brown pantaloons.
Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 9 (-1);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 9 (-1);
AC: 8; HP: 2
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Swin Whalen | Human Minister
Swin Whalen is a massive 5'5" human male with a sharp face, a bald head, with a medium fu manchu moustache, brown eyes, and rough, brown skin. He is wearing a fancy brown robe.
Str: 15 (+2); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 12 (+1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 13 (+1);
AC: 9; HP: 7
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Gyliam Mullinax | Human Innkeeper
Gyliam Mullinax is a regular 5'7" human male with a triangular face, a bald head, brown eyes, and rugged, pink skin. He is wearing a tight brown shirt, and baggy tan pants.
Str: 8 (-1); Dex: 7 (-2); Con: 7 (-2);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 14 (+2); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 8; HP: 4
Club: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d4 + 1)
Gilan Barke | Human Gravedigger
Gilan Barke is an overweight 5'1" human male with a triangular face, very long, wavy, black hair, green eyes, and silky, pink skin. He is wearing a smelly off-white shirt, and tight red pants.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 8 (-1);
AC: 9; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3
Pablo Oldshire | Lightfoot Halfling Barbarian (lev 2)
Pablo Oldshire is a round 3'8" lightfoot halfling male with an edgy face, cropped, braided, brown hair, with a very long, braided fu manchu moustache, green eyes, and silky, brown skin. He is wearing an animal skin tunic and pants.
Str: 11 (0); Dex: 11 (0); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 8 (-1); Wis: 8 (-1); Cha: 11 (0);
AC: 10; HP: 22
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1


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