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Tavern & Menu Generator

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Menu Options   Tavern Locale: Grassland, Forest, Ocean / Salt Water   Tavern Quality: Comfortable   |   Food: Meat & Vegetables   |   Show Monsters: Chance of Some

The Daring Goat

You approach the calm stuffy Tavern. Through the painted walls you can hear pounding. Out front there is a blocky stone patio with scattered outdoor seating and several wooden signs advertising cheap drinks.
        As you open the perfectly smooth tavern door you are welcomed by the smell of wine and a scattering of patrons. It seems just as stuffy inside as it does from the outside. Scattered candles illuminate the room and standing behind the gilded wooden bar is a lean 5'5" human male with a diamond-shaped face, long, wavy, auburn hair, with a short beard, brown eyes, and rugged, tan skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tan pants.
        Between you and the bartender is a scattering of sturdy wooden high top tables, to the left is a hearth with a roaring flame within, and to the right is a wrought iron spiral staircase.

Menu

Brown Bear Meatballs

Brown bear meatballs smothered in a acidic cheese sauce served with a tiny wheel of bleu cheese
- 8 sp -

Baked Displacer Beast

Baked displacer beast sauteed in a light cilantro vinaigrette served with a slab of meunster cheese
- 8 sp -

Roasted Puma

Roasted puma served with raw squash and pearl onions and a rye muffin
- 7 sp -

Barbecued Albacore

Barbecued albacore sauteed in a flavorsome chili sauce
- 4 sp -

Fried Goose

Fried goose covered in a red gravy
- 4 sp -

Marinated Chickpeas

Marinated chickpeas smothered in a tasty red sauce
- 2 sp -

Beers

Smiling Succubus Stout - 2 sp
Moradin's Mighty Ale - 2 sp
Dry Crab Apple Stout - 2 sp
Pink Pixie Pilsner - 1 sp
Pirate's Golden Lager - 4 cp
Bitter Papaya Porter - 4 cp

Wines

Tarrasque Tamer - 2 sp
Earthy Blackcurrant Sparkling Wine - 2 sp
Stealthy Red Rogue - 4 cp

Liquor

Shadow Essense Liquor - 1 sp
Brown Lychee Vodka - 1 sp
Moon Juice - 4 cp
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Innkeeper

Hada Sacredmore | Human Innkeeper
Hada Sacredmore is a lean 5'5" human male with a diamond-shaped face, long, wavy, auburn hair, with a short beard, brown eyes, and rugged, tan skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and tan pants.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 13 (+1); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 11; HP: 4
Shortsword: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6 + 1)

Server

Lafa Keogh | Human Server
Lafa Keogh is a regular 5'7" human male with a round face, long, braided, gray hair, with a short moustache, brown eyes, and smooth, pink skin. He is wearing a brown tunic, and loose off-white pants.
Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 9 (-1); Con: 12 (+1);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 11 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 9; HP: 3
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2

Patrons

(3-8 Random Patrons)
Lorena Alterio | Human Soldier
Lorena Alterio is a regular 5'9" human female with an edgy face, very long, curled, dyed purple hair, blue eyes, and rough, white skin. She is wearing splint mail and carrying a shortsword.
Str: 15 (+2); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 15 (+2);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 12 (+1); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 18 (splint mail); HP: 9
Shortsword: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2)
Joktan Oakfield | Lightfoot Halfling Pickpocket
Joktan Oakfield is a round 2'7" lightfoot halfling male with an oval face, very long, wavy, brown hair, brown eyes, and rugged, tan skin. He is wearing a soiled brown tunic, and loose grey pants.
Str: 5 (-3); Dex: 15 (+2); Con: 6 (-2);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 12; HP: 2
Fist: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4
Cyne Winddane | Half-Elf Pickpocket
Cyne Winddane is an athletic 5'9" half-elf male with an edgy face, a bald head, with a very short beard, brown eyes, and soft, pockmarked, white skin. He is wearing a off-white tunic, and tan pants.
Str: 12 (+1); Dex: 14 (+2); Con: 11 (0);
Int: 10 (0); Wis: 10 (0); Cha: 10 (0);
AC: 12; HP: 4
Dagger: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2)
Sulfon Willow | Half-Elf Peddler
Sulfon Willow is an athletic 5'3" half-elf male with a round face, very long, straight, auburn hair, green eyes, and veiny, sunburned, white skin. He is wearing a tan tunic, and tan pants.
Str: 14 (+2); Dex: 8 (-1); Con: 14 (+2);
Int: 9 (-1); Wis: 9 (-1); Cha: 12 (+1);
AC: 9; HP: 10
Shortsword: Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2)

Entertainment

(40% chance)
Cyna Steele | Human Bard (lev 5)
Cyna Steele is a regular 5'1" human female with an oblong face, short, wavy, black hair shaved on both sides, black eyes, and smooth, white skin. She is wearing a pink and blue colored shirt, with matching pants.
Str: 10 (0); Dex: 16 (+3); Con: 10 (0);
Int: 15 (+2); Wis: 7 (-2); Cha: 15 (+2);
AC: 13; HP: 19
Shortsword: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3)


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