Gnomish Gastroenterology
The Tiny Guide to Big Tummy Troubles
Dive deep into the pint-sized digestive disasters that plague the gnome community. Packed with quirky remedies and cheeky advice, it's the perfect read for anyone who's ever wondered what happens when a gnome's tiny tummy goes totally haywire!
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dog, canine, monster
The Big Book of Puppies
Canines of the Kingdom
A delightfully illustrated romp through the realm's most loyal, slobbery, and tail-wagging companions—from noble war hounds to mischievous tavern mutts. Packed with fun facts, heroic howls, and adorable portraits, this book proves that behind every great hero is a very good boy. Armor may be optional, but belly rubs are mandatory.
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art, sculpting, stone carving, draft
Pygmalion's Guide to Statue Carving
A detailed handbook for anyone hoping to turn stone into stunning and life-like works of art. Packed with carving techniques, artistic tips, and just a hint of magical inspiration, this guide shows you how to bring statues to life... or at least make them look like they might any second now.
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elemental, children
Avatar: The Last Air Elemental
When the world's last firestarter discovers they can also bend water, earth, AND air, things get extra steamy—literally. Follow the Avatar: The Last Air Elemental as they try to save the world without accidentally setting their hair on fire... again. Spoiler: elemental chaos and awkward teen moments guaranteed!
Names to Run Away From
Monsters to avoid at all costs
A guide to the realm's most dangerous creatures—those whose names alone are enough to send even the bravest adventurers sprinting for the hills. Filled with spine-chilling descriptions, survival tips, and firsthand escape stories, this book is a must-read for anyone hoping to stay one step ahead of doom.
Hungry Hungry Hydras!
The diet of hydras
A juicy exploration into the eating habits of the realm's most multi-headed monsters, revealing why these hungry beasts never seem to run out of mouths to feed. From swamp snacks to unfortunate adventurers, this book dives deep into their voracious appetites and surprising picky preferences.
Cockatrice Soup for the Soul
This book serves up heartwarming (and occasionally petrifying) tales of adventurers, monsters, and the occasional poultry-based mishap. Whether it's turning your fears to stone or your dinner into a disaster, this collection proves that even mythical creatures have feelings—and a wicked sense of humor. Warning: may cause sudden cravings for oddly textured soup.
The Bird People
Aarakocra Society and Culture
A scholarly (and slightly feathery) deep dive into the high-flying world of the Aarakocra, covering everything from skyborne courtship rituals to molting habits and feather etiquette. Discover how these avian humanoids construct cities in the clouds, engage in passive-aggressive aerial duels, and passionately debate whether pants are truly necessary.
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wizard, adventurer, magic
So you want to be a Wizard
A primer on the world of wizardry
The ultimate guide or anyone eager to cast Fireball (with hopefully less accidental collateral damage), master Mage Hand for those snack-grabbing moments, and impress friends with a perfectly timed Prestidigitation. Packed with tips on dodging Firebolt mishaps and looking mysteriously wise while muttering Identify, this book proves being a wizard is part genius, part chaos, and all epic.
The Guiding Star
Navigation Using Constellations
A stellar handbook for anyone who's ever wanted to find their way by reading the night sky—without getting hopelessly lost. Packed with star charts, handy tips, and a few celestial stories, this guide helps you navigate like a true explorer, guided by the twinkle of the stars above.
Eat, Pray, Love to kill
Follow a charming assassin on a soul-searching quest that's equal parts gourmet feasting, divine meditations, and creative problem-solving—mostly involving very sharp knives. It's a heartfelt journey proving that sometimes, the path to enlightenment is paved with both sushi and silent takedowns. Warning: may inspire you to order takeout before your next contract.
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bard, performance, draft
The Silent Bard
Entertaining without words or music
A clever and quirky guide for performers who wish to captivate audiences using only gestures, expressions, and classic tricks like the invisible wall and the trapped-in-a-box act. Packed with tips on movement and body language, this book proves you don't need sound to steal the show and leave everyone spellbound.
The Web of the Drow
Drow Society and Culture
Unravel the tangled, shadowy world of the drow—masters of intrigue, cunning politics, and webs both literal and figurative. Dive deep into their ruthless matriarchal society, deadly rituals, and the endless power struggles that keep their underground cities spinning.
Orc Reformation
From Raging Monster to Refined Citizen
A chronicle of the surprisingly bumpy journey of orcs trading war paint for waistcoats, and battle cries for polite conversation (mostly). This eye-opening guide dives into their struggles with etiquette, unexpected hobbies like knitting, and the occasional relapse into smashing things—because old habits die hard.
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ranger, adventurer, fight
So you want to be a Ranger
A primer on the art of the bow
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to roam wild forests, talk to animals, and get lost just enough to call it "exploring." Packed with tips on tracking monsters, perfecting your bow skills, and pretending you know what you're doing with survival gear, this book proves that being a ranger is equal parts wilderness warrior and professional snack hunter.
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halfling, history, races
Halfling Histories
Tales of the Half Folk
A charming collection of stories celebrating the brave, clever, and occasionally snack-obsessed halflings who live life just a little closer to the ground. From daring adventures to cozy village tales, these pint-sized heroes prove that courage—and appetite—know no size.
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ooze, slime, children
Ooze in my Shoes
Get ready to giggle and squirm with Ooze in My Shoes, a rhyming romp that’s slippery, gooey, and full of ooey-gooey surprises—because who needs clean shoes when you can have ooze? Perfect for kids who love silly messes and even sillier rhymes!
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elf, healing, herb, medic
The Elvish Guide to Herbal Medicine
A beautifully crafted tome filled with ancient wisdom on healing herbs, enchanted remedies, and nature’s magic. Whether you're a budding healer or just want to impress your woodland friends, this guide offers a touch of elvish charm for every ailment.
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undead, monster, stories
The Grapes of Wraith
The grim tale of a humble farming family driven from their fields when the undead rise and claim the vineyards. With scythes, pitchforks, and a stubborn mule, they set off in search of new soil where skeletons don't trample the crops. Along the way, they learn that nothing sours a harvest quite like a zombie infestation.
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warlock, adventurer, magic
So you want to be a Warlock
A primer on obtaining a patron & power
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to make questionable deals, summon mysterious familiars, and look mysteriously brooding while doing it. Packed with tips on charming your patron without getting cursed, mastering shadowy magic, and perfecting your smoldering glare, this book proves being a warlock is equal parts power, pacts, and just a dash of dramatic flair.
A Short History of Dwarves
A compact yet rich chronicle of the stalwart mountain folk, tracing their legendary craftsmanship, epic battles, and stubborn determination through the ages. From ancient forges to underground kingdoms, this book reveals how dwarves shaped the realms—one hammer strike at a time.
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manticore, medic, monster
The Manticore's Mane
A Study of Balding and Scalp Diseases
A thorough exploration of magical hair loss, monstrous dandruff, and follicular curses. From thinning spells to cursed combs, this guide tackles the hairy horrors lurking atop the heads of beasts and beings alike—with scalp-scratching detail and a touch of dry humor.
The Origin of Magical Species
A groundbreaking (and hotly debated) exploration into the evolution and natural history of the world's magical creatures. Drawing on years of dubious fieldwork, improbable sightings, and one regrettable camping trip in a chimera nest, Chargos Derwin traces the possible ancestral links between dragons, griffins, trolls, and more. In a bold—and widely criticized—theory, he even suggests that wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers may represent a late-stage offshoot of magical evolution.
The Dragon's Book of World Wreckords
The most chaotic collection of medieval mayhem ever scribed, featuring jaw-dropping records like "Most Goblets Spilled During a Royal Toast," "Loudest Peasant Uprising," and yes, "Largest Dragon-Induced Crater in a Capital City." This book is a hilarious compilation of absurd records and outlandish achievements.
Magic in the House
Chores and Daily Tasks Made Easy with Magic
A practical guide to using spells for everything from laundry to cooking—because why break a sweat when you can just wave a wand? Packed with handy tips, this book turns everyday drudgery into enchanting fun.
Raiding Greenskin Tribes
The Orcs of Direwood
Plunge into the wild, warlike world of Direwood's orc clans, where battle cries echo through the forest and chaos rules—at least until someone steals the last roasted boar. Packed with tales of brutal raids, unlikely alliances, and surprisingly sharp tactics (when they're not busy brawling), this book shows that with orcs, diplomacy usually involves a lot of smashing. More than just muscle, orcs are truly the heart and soul of the Direwood.
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fiend, devil, horror, stories
Lord of the Flies
The story of Beelzebub terrorizing children on a deserted island
Beelzebub unleashes himself as the ultimate bad influence, turning a stranded group of kids into a buzzing nightmare of chaos, mischief, and very questionable hygiene. This isn't your average deserted island story—it's a fly-infested descent into madness with a demon who's basically the king of bugs and bad vibes. Spoiler: nobody's winning the picnic.
Gary's Guide to Gathering Gold
The go-to supplement for the role playing game Fiends & Fortresses. Overflowing with shiny new magic items, flashy spells, and treasure so tempting you'll forget about that looming dragon. Packed with loot, luck, and just enough ridiculousness to keep your party arguing over who gets the gold, this guide turns every adventure into a jackpot hunt.
How to Conjure the Perfect Companion
Summoning Familiars
A delightfully quirky guide to calling forth your ideal magical sidekick—without accidentally summoning something too weird. Packed with step-by-step spells, personality matching tips, and a few "oops" moments, this book ensures you end up with a familiar you actually want to hang out with (most of the time).
How to Waste Good Paper
The ultimate guide for aspiring procrastinators and professional scribblers who excel at filling pages with absolutely nothing. Packed with—well, actually, nothing at all—this masterpiece is so committed to its theme, it's mostly empty pages. Perfect for those who believe the pen is mightier when it’s just... resting.
The Complete Guide to Unnecessary Surgery
A medical field guide
A manual detailing bizarre and totally unnecessary procedures you never knew existed. Perfect for anyone curious about what not to do in the operating room—or just looking for a good laugh at medicine's weirdest moments!
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sorcerer, adventurer, magic
So you want to be a Sorcerer
A primer on tapping into your magical potential
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to unleash wild magic, accidentally set their robes on fire, and impress (or terrify) everyone with unpredictable spells. Packed with tips on controlling your powers, avoiding exploding potions, and looking fabulous while doing it, this book proves being a sorcerer is all about raw power—and a little bit of flair.
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lycanthrope, stories
Of Mice and Ratmen
A tale of two friends and their struggle with lycanthropy
The thrilling misadventure of two best pals—one a chill, big-hearted guy and the other a not-so-lucky soul cursed to turn into a ratman whenever the moon's just right. Between dodging traps, avoiding cheese addicts, and dealing with some seriously awkward transformations, their friendship is tested by fur, fangs, and a lot of squeaking. Spoiler: being half-rat isn't all it's cracked up to be, but friendship (and cheese) conquers all.
Fireballs and Frostbolts
The Art of Elemental Destruction
A wildly explosive (and occasionally freezing) guide to mastering the fiery and icy arts of magical mayhem. Filled with flashy spells, epic fail stories, and tips on keeping your eyebrows intact, this book is perfect for anyone ready to unleash a little chaos—elemental style.
The Truth on Tieflings
Are the devil's children really devils?
Peel back the fiery myths and smoky rumors surrounding tieflings, those enigmatic half-devils/demons who are often misunderstood (and occasionally blamed for everything from bad luck to missing socks). This eye-opening book explores their origins, struggles, and surprising acts of kindness—proving that sometimes the devil you know is more complex than you think.
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paladin, adventurer
So you want to be a Paladin
A primer on oaths & devotion
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to smite evil, shine bright (literally), and awkwardly remind everyone about "doing the right thing." Packed with tips on wielding holy power without turning into a walking sermon, this book proves being a paladin means equal parts heroism, awkward moral speeches, and a seriously shiny armor collection.
The Cantrip-bury Tales
Short stories involving cantrips and other low level spells
A quirky collection of short stories where tiny spells cause big headaches—think exploding candles, misfired light orbs, and enchanted snacks gone rogue. Perfect for anyone who’s ever underestimated the chaos a low-level wizard can unleash before breakfast. Spoiler: sometimes the smallest magic makes the biggest mess.
The Common Woman's Guide to Royalty
A cheeky medieval handbook for the peasant girl with big dreams and muddy shoes, offering essential tips on curtsies, court gossip, and surviving royal dinners without accidentally insulting a duke. Whether you're aspiring to marry a prince or simply navigating the complexities of court life, this guide provides witty advice and practical wisdom.
How to Win Friends and Enchant People
The Art of Magical Persuasion
A charming guide to bending wills and hearts with a flick of your wand—and just the right amount of sparkle. Whether you're looking to smooth over awkward encounters or charm your way to the throne, this book teaches the magic of persuasion without the backfire spells.
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travel, planes, abyss
30 Must-See Levels of the Abyss
30 Must-See Levels of the Abyss is the essential bucket list for anyone who thinks "eternal torment" counts as a vacation theme. Tourists rave about the Realm of a Million Eyes ("great views, if you don’t mind being watched"), the Demonweb Pits ("8-legged luxury with zero customer service"), and Baphomet's Dungeon (“the only maze where getting lost is the main attraction"). Perfect for thrill-seekers, cultists, and people with a very loose definition of "sightseeing."
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conjuration, familiar, magic
Being Familiar with Your Familiar
Bonding with your new animal companion
The must-read handbook for anyone starting life with a magical sidekick who's equal parts adorable and mischievous. Filled with tips on handling everything from sassy imps to overly affectionate fire sprites, this guide proves that making friends with your familiar is half magic, half patience... and all fun!
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brewer, healing, herb, medic
A Cure for What Ales You
A Brewer's Guide to Herbal Remedies
A bubbling blend of ancient herbal lore and boozy wisdom, perfect for anyone looking to soothe ailments—or simply enjoy a stronger pint. Packed with recipes that mix healing herbs and hearty ales, this guide proves that sometimes the best medicine comes with a frothy head. If all else fails, a good brew and a bad joke can cure just about anything.
Fiends & Fortresses Dungeon Master's Guide
The ultimate playbook for any Game Master looking to unleash chaos, cunning traps, and questionable plot twists on their unsuspecting players. Packed with fiendish advice, fortress-building tips, and the occasional sarcastic warning, this guide guarantees your campaign will be as unpredictable—and hilarious—as your players' dice rolls.
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basilisk, petrification, medic, monster
The Basilisk's Glare
A Study of Petrified Patients
Dive into the curious cases of those frozen in stone by the legendary basilisk's deadly gaze. Equal parts eerie and entertaining, this book uncovers the strange stories behind each petrified victim—and maybe how to avoid becoming one yourself!
Dino-mite
Stomping good stories about dinosaurs
A roaring collection of tall tales, heroic hunts, and prehistoric pranks featuring the realm's biggest, baddest, and occasionally clumsiest scaly beasts. From fire-breathing thunder lizards to a bard who tried to ride one (once), these stories prove that dinosaurs aren't extinct—they're just dramatic. A piece of advice: never challenge a triceratops to a headbutting contest.
101 Uses for a Rusty Dagger
Finally, a practical manual for assassins who believe even tetanus can be weaponized. Inside you'll find innovative tips like using the blade as a lockpick, a makeshift toothpick (not recommended), or simply letting the rust do the killing for you. It's the ultimate blend of efficiency, creativity, and poor hygiene.
Lust in the Age of Chivalry
Sultry Tales of Romance
A sultry saga where vows of honor clash with irresistible desires, as a battle-hardened knight and a dangerously devout cleric find themselves entangled in more than just holy rites. Between crusades, courtly intrigue, and steamy “healing sessions,” they discover that some temptations are stronger than divine intervention.
Aces High and Betting Higher
Earning Money Through Cards
A guide to turning a deck of cards into your personal goldmine—if you're clever, lucky, or just really good at bluffing. Packed with tips, tricks, and stories, this book is perfect for anyone ready to gamble big and win bigger... or spectacularly lose trying.
The Mimic at the Picnic
In this illustrated children's book, a sneaky creature is hiding in every busy page, copying snacks, packs, and even hats—can you find the mimic hiding among all the picnic chaos? Get ready for a fun game of hide-and-seek that will keep you giggling and guessing from start to finish!
On Monster Races
Monsters in Civilized Society
This book explores the often overlooked—and frequently awkward—lives of monstrous beings trying to navigate the rules, gossip, and etiquette of the civilized world. From orcs running for office to ogres opening inns, this book reveals how monsters juggle their fearsome reputations with the everyday challenges of neighborly life.
War and Pieces
The tale of an undead invasion and its aftermath
An epic (and occasionally decomposing) saga chronicling the undead invasion that shattered the realm—and the even messier cleanup afterward. As nobles squabble over scorched castles and necromancers argue about union benefits, heroes must piece together a society where half the population still moans for brains. Peace is hard when your in-laws keep rising from the grave.
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beholder, medic, monster
Rays Anatomy
An Extensive Guide to Catching, Handling and Dissecting Beholders
The definitive manual for anyone brave enough to poke a floating eyeball monster with a scalpel. Packed with eye-opening tips, laser-focused safety warnings, and diagrams that may or may not scream when you look at them, this guide is a must-have for aspiring monster medics. Just don't blink... they hate that.
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fighter, adventurer, fight
So you want to be a Fighter
A primer on weapons & fighting techniques
the ultimate guide for anyone ready to swing swords, block arrows, and accidentally trip over their own feet in the heat of battle. Packed with tips on looking tough, hitting harder, and not getting eaten by monsters, this book proves that being a fighter is all about brawn, bravery, and a little bit of bruising.
Beating the Dragon
Tips & Tricks for Three Dragon Ante
The ultimate playbook for outwitting your opponents and outrolling those pesky dragons at the table. Packed with cunning strategies, lucky charms, and a few stories of crushing defeats, this guide will have you dealing—and winning—like a true card master in no time.
Popular Fey Cocktails
Drinks to Bring Out Your Inner Faerie
A guide to enchanting your evenings with magical sips like the Pixie Dust Punch, Moonbeam Martini, and the ever-mischievous Thistle Thrasher. Packed with sparkling recipes and a sprinkle of faerie mischief, this book will have you fluttering through any party—just watch out for the tipsy sprites!
Dungeon Decorating for Dummies
At last, a guide for evil overlords who want their lairs to say "menacing, but tasteful." From feng shui for torture racks to color palettes that really make the slime pits pop, this manual has you covered. Just remember: nothing ruins an ominous vibe faster than mismatched skeletons.
Diamonds in the Rough
Identifying Rare Gems
A sparkling guide for treasure hunters and gem enthusiasts eager to spot the real gems hidden among ordinary stones (and maybe avoid a few cursed rocks). Packed with tips, tricks, and a little bit of sparkle, this book helps you shine bright in the world of rare and dazzling discoveries. This book is said to be praised by Garl Glittergold.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Kingdom
See the Kingdom in Less Than 10 Coppers a Day
The ultimate budget travel guide for adventurers who'd rather charm a dragon than pay full price at an inn. Packed with thrifty tips like "Always befriend bards—they know where the free food is" and "Never pay for a map when you can 'borrow' one from a goblin," this book proves you don't need gold to have a legendary time. Just don't forget your towel... or your anti-curse talisman.
A Giant Study of Giants
Giant Races of the World
A towering tome exploring the colossal cultures, histories, and hobbies of the realm's biggest beings—from cloud-dwelling storm giants to boulder-tossing hillfolk. With tales of sky feuds, mountain feasts, and surprisingly delicate poetry, this book proves that there's more to giants than smashing and shouting (though there's plenty of that too).
Bardic Legends From Far Away Lands
A whimsical collection of epic tales, absurd adventures, and questionable heroism, all as told (and probably exaggerated) by bards who swear they were there. From dragon-slaying chickens to love-struck ogres, these stories blend myth, music, and mayhem. This enchanting anthology is sure to captivate readers with its lighthearted charm, reminding us that sometimes the most unforgettable legends are the ones spun with a dash of humor and a whole lot of heart.
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artificer, engineer, tinkerer, draft
Tic-Tic-Twang
Famous Clockwork Contraptions
A fascinating tour through the world of artificer-made marvels—from loyal steel defenders and creepy robotic spiders to handheld catapults and surprisingly accurate laser-powered crossbows. Packed with clever designs, quirky histories, and plenty of warnings, this book is perfect for anyone who loves gadgets that click, whirr, and occasionally go *bang*.
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stone carving, draft
Stone Carving for Dummies
The ultimate beginner's guide to chipping, shaping, and sculpting stone without losing a finger—or your patience. Packed with simple techniques, tool advice, and illustrations, this book makes turning a block of rock into art feel way less daunting (and a lot more fun).
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drow, races, stories
50 Shades of Drow
Stories From Drow Society
This book peeks behind the shadowy veil of the dark elves' scandalous social scene—where intrigue, backstabbing, and questionable fashion choices come standard. From forbidden romances to venomous gossip, this collection proves that even in the Underdark, drama runs deeper than the caverns. Warning: may cause uncontrollable urges to invest in black leather and poison tips.
Living Under the Mound
Living with the Halfling People
a warm, witty glimpse into the cozy yet surprisingly adventurous lives of halflings, from their love of hearty meals and tight-knit communities to their knack for turning any quiet day into an unforgettable escapade. Packed with tales of hidden tunnels, garden parties, and unexpected heroics, this book proves that life under the mound is anything but ordinary. Note: beware the second breakfast—it's not just a meal, it's a way of life.
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adventurer, self help
7 Habits of Highly Effective Adventurers
The Art of Mercenary Work
The ultimate self-help guide for anyone wielding a sword, casting spells, or just trying not to get eaten by a gelatinous cube. Learn how to set goals, slay trolls, and organize your inventory like a true hero—with motivational tips like "Begin with the end... of the dungeon in mind." Success, glory, and fewer accidental fireballs await!
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illithid, mind flayer, monster
Illithids
Society and Culture of the Mind Flayer
A exploration into the eerie, cerebral world of these tentacled masterminds, revealing a society built on psychic domination, intellectual cruelty, and an unsettling fondness for brain cuisine. From their hive-mind politics to dark rituals of mind control, this book uncovers the chilling complexity behind the mind flayers' terrifying reputation.
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ghoul, undead, children
The Ghoul by the Pool
Dive into this children's book, The Ghoul by the Pool, where a spooky, snack-loving ghoul just wants to relax—until a mischievous rubber ducky turns pool time into a hilarious splash zone. Warning: may cause giggles and a newfound caution around nighttime swims!
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drinks, potions, cooking
The Witch's Guide to Wicked Brews
How to Stir Up Trouble in Your Cauldron
A delightfully mischievous manual for conjuring potions loaded with questionable ingredients like eye of newt, frog legs, lizard scales, and a generous splash of swamp slime. Packed with bubbling recipes and sneaky tricks, this guide proves that the secret to powerful magic is knowing just how much gross stuff to toss in—plus a pinch of trouble, of course.
The Bard Who Sang Only in Burps
Meet the bard whose melodies come with a bubbly twist—because why sing sweet tunes when you can burp them instead? The Bard Who Sang Only in Burps will have kids giggling, parents cringing, and everyone wondering how many burps it takes to hit a high note. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and sudden hunger for beans!
A Tale of Two Kitties
The story of a displacer beast and his displaced twin
A Tale of Two Kitties is a gripping psychological thriller about a displacer beast tormented by the unsettling presence of a blurry, elusive twin he’s convinced is real—only to slowly unravel the terrifying truth that this shadowy double is a fractured part of his own mind. As reality bends and his sense of self crumbles, he must confront the darkness within to discover who he truly is before he loses himself entirely. Spoiler: sometimes the fiercest battle is the one fought inside your own head.
The Idiot
The tale of a barbarian that struggles with mundane tasks
The Idiot tells the not-so-epic saga of a barbarian who can conquer monsters but somehow can’t manage to light a fire or remember where he left his axe. Full of hilarious mishaps and facepalms, it’s proof that brute strength doesn’t always come with common sense. Spoiler: his greatest enemy might just be… house chores.
Passion in the Castle
A Tale of Forbidden Lust
A steamy tale of forbidden desire, where Lady Evelyne, a sharp-tongued noblewoman bound by duty, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Sir Garrick, the brooding knight sworn to protect her family's legacy—not steal her heart. Amid whispered secrets, candlelit corridors, and dangerously close sparring lessons, their passion threatens to ignite more than just scandal. Lady Evelyne quickly learns ... the walls aren't the only thing getting breached.
Magic for Dummies
The ultimate crash course for anyone who's ever wanted to wave a wand without setting their eyebrows on fire. Packed with beginner spells, common magical mishaps, and plenty of mistakes, this book makes learning magic so easy, even a goblin could do it (mostly).
Blown Away
All About Air Elementals
A breezy, whirlwind tour through the lives of the realm's most elusive beings—air elementals, masters of the skies and champions of dramatic exits. From cloud-surfing customs to gale-force gossip, this book reveals the unseen world of creatures who can be everywhere and nowhere all at once.
The Three Little Goblins
Three mischievous goblin brothers build their huts out of sticks, stones, and... leftover dungeon loot—and must outwit a very hangry wolf who's not impressed by poor construction. This hilarious tale is full of goblin giggles, monster mayhem, and just enough slime to make story time delightfully gross.
The Luck of the Dice
The Odds of Dice Games
A deep dive into the wild world of dice rolling, where chance rules and every throw could be your lucky break—or total disaster. Packed with probabilities, tips, and plenty of tales of impossible rolls, this book is perfect for gamblers, strategists, and anyone who's ever cursed the dice gods.
Shields Up, Pants Down
Notes on Abjuration Spells
A candid guide to the art of magical defense—because sometimes protecting yourself means leaving everything else dangerously exposed. Packed with practical tips, witty warnings, and a healthy dose of magical modesty, this book is perfect for anyone who likes their shields strong and their dignity... mostly intact.
Smoke and Mirrors
A dazzling dive into the art of illusion magic, where nothing is quite what it seems—and everything's a little more fun with a bit of trickery. Packed with clever spells, sneaky tips, and a healthy dose of misdirection, this book teaches you how to wow crowds, confuse foes, and maybe disappear when things get awkward.
Necromancy: When Living Is Just Too Much
A dark guide for those days when life feels overwhelming—and raising the dead sounds like the perfect escape plan. Packed with spells, advice, and a few "don't try this at home" warnings, this book makes embracing the afterlife seem almost... tempting.
Erotic Encounters in the Kingdom
Erotic Encounters in the Kingdom is a scandalously steamy tale of a charming hooded rogue who steals hearts (and maybe a few purses) as easily as he slips into taverns, towers, and trouble. With danger around every corner—and at least two admirers by his side—this tale proves that in the kingdom of passion, stealth is optional but flair is required. His admirers soon learn that not all hidden daggers are metaphorical.
Dragonchess: The Moving Pieces
A guide to mastering the most chaotic—and occasionally fiery—chess game in all the realms. With tips on commanding knights, dragons, and everything in between, this book helps you outsmart your opponents one legendary move at a time.
Eyeing Beholders
A study of Beholders
An unblinking look into the paranoid, floating nightmares of the Underdark—beholders, creatures with too many eyes and even more trust issues. This dangerously obsessive field guide covers their bizarre biology, reality-warping powers, and tendency to vaporize researchers mid-interview.
The Wizard's Wicked Ways
A Tale of Magical Passion
A sizzling tale of magic, mischief, and irresistible temptation, as rogue sorcerer Kaelen finds himself entangled with Mira, a sharp-tongued tavern maid who’s immune to charm—but not to chemistry. What begins as a harmless fling soon turns into a whirlwind of stolen spells, secret rendezvous, and dangerously steamy nights beneath the stars. Spoiler: his wand isn’t the only thing getting him into trouble.
Abjuration: Not Just for Cowards
A bold rebuttal to fireball-flingers everywhere, this guide teaches wizards that sometimes the best offense is a shimmering wall of "no, thank you." Packed with tips on shields, wards, and barriers that make you look less like a coward and more like a smug survivor, it's perfect for anyone tired of being first to die in the initiative order. Even comes with a free chant for pretending you meant to cast protection instead of forgetting your attack spell.
Thieves' Cant. Or Can They?
The lowdown on the sneakiest slang and shady signals used by street rats and shadow-hoppers—if only they weren't just talking nonsense half the time or straight-up mumbling. Packed with cryptic whispers, hand signs, and the occasional "What'd ya say, mate?", this guide proves that even the slickest pickpockets can’t always keep their stories straight. Bottom line: in the world of thieves, bluffin' is the real art form.
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art, painting, draft
Painting by Numbers
A mathematical guide to acrylics
This book is the perfect mix of creativity and calculation for anyone who wants to turn art into a precise (and colorful) science. Packed with formulas, fun techniques, and just enough number crunching to keep your brush steady, this guide proves that even math can paint a pretty picture.
Famous Ghost Tours of Barovia
The must-have travel guide for thrill-seekers, vampire enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever thought, "Sure, let's follow the creepy fog." Featuring haunted castles, cursed crypts, and mildly hostile tour guides, this guide ensures your trip to Barovia is filled with spine-tingling adventures and unforgettable scares. Just don’t forget to pack a crucifix, garlic, and a healthy dose of courage for your journey through this spooky realm.
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fiend, devil, self help
Evil Good. Good Bad.
How Service to the Nine Hells Can Improve Your Life
The ultimate self-help guide for ambitious souls willing to trade a little morality for a lot of power, influence, and an excellent dental plan. With chapters like "Soul-Selling for Success" and "Hellish Habits to Boost Productivity," this book turns traditional self-help on its head. It's a manual that will leave you questioning your life choices—and maybe even considering a pact with a devil or two.
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tarrasque, children
Don't Tickle the Tarrasque
The biggest, meanest, and most ticklish monster you'll ever NOT want to annoy. Don't Tickle the Tarrasque is a hilarious, cautionary tale about what happens when curiosity (and a feather) meet a giant beast with zero patience and a terrible sense of humor. It's not pretty—but it sure is funny!
Way of the Goliath
Goliath Culture, Beliefs and their Gods
A towering exploration of the hardy hill-folk who live by strength, honor, and an uncanny talent for competitive rock tossing. From their enduring traditions and fierce rituals to the mighty deities they worship, this book reveals a world where every challenge is faced head-on ... literally.
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barbarian, adventurer, fight
Aarrgghh: A Barbarian's Guide to Clobbering Your Enemies
A no-nonsense, all-muscle manual for aspiring warriors who prefer smashing first and asking questions never. Packed with helpful tips like "Yell louder than your problems" and "Axes are just hugs with edges," this guide is perfect for anyone who thinks subtlety is for wizards.
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slime, ooze, monster
The Geographica Gelatinousa
The World of Slimes and Oozes
A delightfully squishy deep dive into the goopy, gloppy ecosystem of the realm's least respected (but most absorbent) creatures. From acidic puddles with attitude to sentient cubes with dreams, this field guide reveals the secret lives and surprisingly diverse cultures of all things gelatinous.
How to Use a Sextant
A guide to mastering the ancient art of celestial navigation—without accidentally launching yourself into the next kingdom. Packed with clear instructions, handy tips, and just enough math to keep things interesting, this book will have you charting courses like a seasoned sailor in no time.
There's a Dragon in my Backpack
Teaching Children the Dangers of Dragons
A laugh-out-loud illustrated tale about one kid who brings a dragon to school—and learns that fire-breathing beasts and spelling tests don’t mix. From toasted textbooks to smoky snack time, this story teaches kids the valuable lesson that dragons, while awesome, are better left at home.
Enchanting: Making Friends the Easy Way
A guide to winning hearts (and maybe a few minds) with a little magical charm—and a lot less awkward small talk. Whether you're casting friendship spells or just trying not to hex your way into solitude, this book offers the perfect mix of sparkle and savvy for social success.
Scrying on Friends and Family
A Guide to Ethical Divination
A thoughtful and thorough handbook for peeking into the lives of loved ones—without causing magical drama. Packed with polite spying tips, consent spells, and some "don’t get caught" advice, this guide helps you satisfy your curiosity while keeping the peace (mostly).
Fireballs Dos and Don'ts
Casting in Enclosed Spaces
This fiery survival guide is for anyone who's learned the hard way that magic and tight quarters don't always mix. Packed with scorch marks, cautionary tales, and a few "what not to do" moments, this book helps you light up the room—without burning it down.
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gnome, halfling, races
Gnome Means Gnome
Shorter Races of the Realms
A guide to pint-sized power players, from clever gnomes and crafty halflings to stubborn dwarves who refuse to ask for help—ever. Packed with tales of unexpected heroism, epic snack hoarding, and the eternal quest for the perfect hat, this book proves that great things really do come in small (and occasionally loud) packages. You will quickly learn that being vertically challenged doesn't mean you can't cast a big shadow.
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paladin, adventurer
Being Good in a World of Evil
A Paladin's Guide to Shifting the Balance
The shining handbook for holy paladins who want to smite with kindness and look righteous doing it. With tips like "Polish your armor, not your ego" and "Smite responsibly," this guide helps you stay lawful good—even when everyone around you is chaotic (ugh!). Bonus chapter: How to resist punching necromancers during small talk.
Berries and You
A forager's Guide
A handbook for anyone eager to find (and not accidentally eat) the wildest berries nature has to offer. Packed with tasty tips, cautionary tales, and a few disastrous examples, this guide turns every hike into a berry-licious adventure—just watch out for the thorns!
Iron Skin, Stone Heart
Dwarves of the Realms
A gritty and heartfelt exploration of dwarven life, revealing the stubborn strength, unbreakable loyalty, and occasional stubbornness that shape these mountain-born warriors and craftsmen. From underground kingdoms to epic battles (and the occasional ale-fueled feud), this book dives deep into what makes dwarves the unshakable backbone of any realm.
Forging for Dummies
The perfect beginner’s guide to blacksmithing—where sparks fly, metal bends, and every “oops” is just part of the craft. Packed with step-by-step instructions, illustration examples, and plenty of safety tips, this book makes turning raw iron into legendary weapons (or kitchen utensils) way more doable—and way less dangerous.
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barbarian, children
ABCs for Barbarians
Get ready to smash, bash, and clobber your way through the alphabet with ABCs for Barbarians — the only ABC book where learning your letters involves a lot more yelling and a lot fewer nap times! Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable raging and a sudden urge to wield an axe.
The One Ring
The journey of Bilba Naggins to find a suiter
The tale of Bilba Naggins, a halfling lass with the furriest feet in the Shire and no ring on her finger. Tired of nosy relatives asking when she'll settle down, she marches all the way to Nordor to find a husband and win the shiniest piece of jewelry in existence. After all, nothing says "happily ever after" like The One Ring—and maybe a husband who won't mind second breakfasts.The One Ring follows Bilba Naggins, a halfling maiden with the hairiest feet in the Shire and a dream of finally tying the knot. She marches all the way to Nordor in search of a suiter brave enough to handle her cooking, her snoring, and her relatives. If she can snag the right man, she’ll earn The One Ring—her long-awaited wedding band—and maybe even a happily ever after (with plenty of second breakfasts).
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monk, adventurer, fight
So you want to be a Monk
A primer on meditation & focus
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to master inner calm and outer knuckle sandwiches. Packed with tips on meditating through monster attacks, perfecting the art of the surprise roundhouse, and staying zen when your opponent just won't quit, this book proves monks are all about balance—with a side of epic martial arts moves.
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vampire, undead, monster
Interview with a Vampire
Recounting the life of the powerful undead
A darkly charismatic glimpse into the eternal existence of one of the realm's most infamous vampires, revealing centuries of bloodlust, heartbreak, and questionable fashion choices. Through candid confessions and haunting reflections, this book unravels what it truly means to live forever—and why sunlight is the ultimate enemy.
Ice Isn't Just for Drinks
Chilling Spells with a Frigid Bite
A cool (literally) guide to mastering frost magic that's equal parts elegant and downright icy. Packed with spellbinding tips and frosty anecdotes, this book proves that sometimes the best way to break the ice... is to freeze it solid.
So you want to be a Bard
A primer on musical instruments & song
The ultimate guide for anyone dreaming of charming dragons, dazzling crowds, and accidentally setting things on fire with a really catchy tune. Packed with tips on how to rhyme on the fly, dodge rotten tomatoes, and make friends with the tavern's fiercest (and drunkest) fans, this book proves that being a bard is half music, half mischief, and all trouble.
How to Train Your Dragon ...Without Getting Eaten
A wildly practical survival guide for anyone daring enough to tame a fire-breathing beast without becoming its next snack. Packed with tips on dragon psychology, negotiation tactics, and the fine art of knowing when to run, this book is a must-read for aspiring dragon tamers with a healthy respect for their own mortality.
Leaves and Magic
The Story of the Elven People
This book weaves a lyrical tale of the elusive elves, tracing their ancient roots, shimmering forests, and timeless dances between nature and arcane power. Filled with stories of ethereal beauty, whispered secrets, and centuries-old rivalries, this book reveals that beneath their graceful exterior lies a fierce magic that shapes the fate of the realms.
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engineer, siege, draft
Castles: How to Build, and Destroy
A no-nonsense (and sometimes explosive) guide to the fine art of fortress construction—and the even finer art of tearing them down. Packed with practical tips and siege tactics, this book is perfect for aspiring architects and demolition experts alike.
Rat Catcher in the Rye
Follow a disillusioned pest control apprentice who's just trying to keep the countryside free of pesky rodents—and his sanity intact. With a knack for spotting the tiniest tails and dodging angry farmers, he navigates the messy world of vermin, awkward encounters, and existential cheese crises. Spoiler: sometimes the biggest rats are the ones wearing shoes.
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leeching, healing, medic
The Joys of Leeching
Purification Through Blood Loss
An oddly enthusiastic guide to the ancient art of letting leeches do the "heavy lifting" in healing. Equal parts medical history and tongue-in-cheek self-help, it celebrates the slippery path to wellness—one tiny bite at a time!
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cleaning, adventurer
Personal Care for Adventurers
Maintaining Good Hygiene in the Wilderness
The (slightly sweaty) guide to staying fresh when your closest shower is a muddy river and your deodorant is a pinecone. Packed with tips on how to fend off monsters and body odor, this book proves that even heroes can smell like roses... or at least not like a troll's armpit.
The Wizard of Odds
A lost gambler seeks her fortune on the yellow brick road
The Wizard of Odds follows a lost gambler who winds up in a magical land where chance rules all, spells require dice rolls, and the Yellow Brick Road is just a really long betting line. Joined by a cowardly minotaur, a brainy golem, and a heartless card shark, she quests to find the mysterious Wizard—rumored to grant winning streaks. Spoiler: the house always wins... especially if it's enchanted.
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dragon, mystery, stories
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo flips the script as a fierce dragon with a mysterious tattoo teams up with a sharp-witted human to solve ancient riddles and scorch some serious secrets. Equal parts fire-breathing action and inked intrigue, this tale proves that sometimes the hottest clues come with scales and wings. Spoiler: the dragon’s got better detective skills than most humans—and way cooler tattoos.
Darts & Dagger Throwing
Tavern Games with a Point
A sharp—and often hilarious—guide to mastering the fine art of aiming for victory (or just avoiding accidental injuries) in your favorite tavern pastimes. Packed with tips, tricks, and cautionary tales of flying blades gone rogue, this book is perfect for anyone looking to impress friends, intimidate foes, or just survive game night.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Ale
The tale of the mysterious disappearance of an entire dwarven kingdom
The baffling and hilarious tale of a dwarven kingdom that vanished overnight—leaving behind only empty mugs, unfinished feasts, and one very confused dragon. As adventurers scramble to solve the mystery, theories range from an epic ale spill to an ancient drinking contest gone horribly wrong. Spoiler: never underestimate a dwarf’s dedication to their brew... or their disappearing act.
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demon, horror, stories
Lolthlita
The mischievous fictional origin story of the drow spider goddess as a pint-sized terror who delights in wreaking havoc and delivering wicked payback to any poor mortal man who crosses her. Equal parts adorable and deadly, she proves that even divine toddlers can turn revenge into an art form. Warning: never underestimate a tiny spider goddess with a grudge—and a venomous giggle.
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cannibalism, cooking
The Orc's Cookbook
101 ways to prepare an elf
A brutal and inventive culinary guide from the orcish kitchens, packed with recipes ranging from "crispy conquest" to "slow-cooked revenge." Perfect for anyone with a taste for adventure—this book serves up elf cuisine like you've never imagined.
Curses and Corpse Manipulation
A basic guide to Necromancy
A dark primer for anyone interested in raising the dead without raising too many eyebrows (or too many zombies). Packed with practical spells, awkward social tips, and the occasional warning about runaway skeletons, this guide makes necromancy less scary—and way more fun.
A Goblin's Guide to Gambling
Beating the Odds by Using Large Numbers
A riotous handbook revealing the goblin secret to winning—whether at the gaming table or on the battlefield—by simply overwhelming opponents with sheer numbers (because who needs skill when you have dozens of your wildest cousins?). Packed with wild tactics, chaotic strategies, and plenty of questionable math, this guide proves that sometimes the best way to beat the odds is to swamp your enemies until they give up ... or run screaming. Summary: size does matter—especially when it comes to goblin mobs.
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performance, puppetry, draft
Puppetry for Evil, and Parties!
A twisted guide to mastering the art of puppeteering—whether you're plotting world domination or just stealing the show at your next celebration. Packed with sinister tricks, charming antics, and tips on making your puppets both terrifying *and* irresistible, this book proves that the best strings to pull are the ones no one sees coming.
Bug Appétit
Gourmet delicacies made from insects
A surprisingly tasty (and definitely crunchy) culinary guide for adventurous eaters looking to spice up their meals with a little six-legged flair. Packed with recipes and cooking tips, this book proves that bugs aren't just for squashing—they're for savoring!
Yodeling for Yetis
a Frigid Study of Arctic Beasts
A chilly exploration of the mysterious lives of yetis, focusing on their surprisingly melodic yodeling traditions and snowy social rituals. From ice-cave concerts to frostbite-friendly dating tips, this book reveals a softer side to these towering, shaggy legends.
The Deck of Limitless Problems
Problems Using a Deck of Many Things
A hilariously catastrophic handbook for anyone brave enough to shuffle the most unpredictable deck in all the world. Packed with tales of instant riches, sudden curses, and epic facepalms, this guide proves that sometimes the real magic is in how fast things go wrong.
Memoirs of a Goblin
The untold story of a green-skinned enchanter
The untold tale of a sly green enchanter who swaps silk kimonos for tattered robes and turns enchanting rivals into frogs—because goblin diplomacy is less tea ceremony, more cheeky hexes. A story of magic, mischief, and unexpected charm, proving that even the greeniest underdog can steal the spotlight. Spoiler: enchanting beauty comes in all shades of green.
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illithid, mind flayer, cooking, monster
Brain Food: Diets for Discriminating Illithids
Finally, a cookbook for mind flayers with refined palates—because not every brain pairs well with a nice Chianti. Packed with recipes from "Quick Adventurer Appetizers" to "Wizard à la Mode," it's the ultimate guide for illithids who crave both flavor and intellect. Warning: may cause awkward dinner parties if the main course is one of your guests.
Barry and the Bold Kobold
Join Barry, the bravest kid with a big heart (and an even bigger knack for getting into trouble), as he teams up with a pint-sized, mischief-making kobold who's bold enough to steal your socks—and maybe save the day. Barry and the Bold Kobold is proof that friendship comes in all size... and sometimes with a side of chaos!
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survival, adventurer
Watch Your Step
The Dangers of the Life of an Adventurer
The cautionary handbook for heroes who think every trip to the dungeon is a stroll in the park—until they meet traps, pitfalls, and surprise slime puddles. Learn how to survive everything from accidental lava baths to rogue chickens with a sword, because in adventuring, one wrong step can mean everything.
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barbarian, adventurer, fight
I'd Like to Rage
How to Rage Like a True Barbarian
The ultimate guide for barbarians who prefer smashing problems with a greataxe instead of solving them with words. Master essential techniques like yelling with purpose, flexing through emotional turmoil, and using furniture as a weapon.
So you want to be a Cleric
A primer on gods & worship
The holy handbook for anyone ready to heal wounds, banish evil, and awkwardly dodge questions about why their prayers go unanswered. Filled with tips on wielding divine power without accidentally smiting your friends, this guide proves that being a cleric means balancing faith, fancy robes, and the occasional awkward sermon.
Fiends & Fortresses Player Handbook
The essential manual for adventurers ready to dive headfirst into danger, drama, and the occasional dungeon disaster. Packed with quirky character options and questionable feats, this book is perfect for players who like their quests epic—and their chaos legendary.
The Art of Procrastination
A surprisingly insightful (and conveniently short) guide for those who always put things off—but do it strategically. Halfling philosopher Neverdo Napshire introduces "structured procrastination," the genius tactic of pushing aside tasks while pretending to be busy with other tasks. The book is incomplete and unfinished.
The Giving Treant
In The Giving Treant, a kind old tree keeps giving—his bark, his branches, even his +2 acorns of wisdom—to a young adventurer who just really wants better loot. This illustrated children's book is heartwarming, hilarious, and just a little bit stabby (he was used as a shield, after all). Because even magical trees have their limits... eventually.
The Heart of the Matter
A Cardiologist's Guide to Human Anatomy
This book cuts straight to the chase—literally—offering a detailed look at the human body, one heartbeat at a time. With equal parts medical insight and flair for the theatrical, this guide is perfect for healers who like their anatomy with a pulse of excitement.
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barbarian, adventurer
So you want to be a Barbarian
A primer on raging & bashing skills
The perfect crash course for anyone ready to trade manners for mayhem and hugs for hefty swings of an axe. Packed with tips on yelling loudly, smashing things properly, and choosing the perfect battle cry, this guide proves that being barbaric isn't just a hobby—it's a lifestyle.
Putting the Pieces Back Together
A Necromancer's Guide to Reassembly
A hands-on (and gruesome) manual for stitching, snapping, and magic-gluing your way to a perfectly reanimated corpse. Filled with practical tips and questionable anatomy, this guide proves that even the dead need a little TLC.
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healing, herb, medic
Helga Hammshire's Holistic Handbook of Healing
An eccentric guide to curing what ails you—with herbs, crystals, moonlight, and a suspicious amount of humming. Whether you're battling a headache or a hex, Helga's got a remedy (or at least a strongly worded chant) for that!
The Art of Teleporting Out of Awkward Situations
The ultimate survival guide for anyone who's ever wished they could just poof vanish mid-conversation. Packed with practical tips, magical hacks, and a few hilarious cautionary tales, this book teaches you how to disappear gracefully—because sometimes, running away is an art form.
Just Cut It Off!
A Medical Satire of Unhealthy Proportions
A hilariously dark take on the world of over-the-top medical "solutions," where amputation is somehow always the answer. With razor-sharp humor and absurd case studies, it skewers the extremes of healthcare gone wrong—proving that sometimes the cure really is worse than the disease.
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battle, adventurer, fight
Military Strategies: General Tips from Other Generals
The ultimate battle guide packed with tried-and-true advice that's equal parts brilliant and baffling. Whether you want to outsmart your enemies or just keep your own troops guessing, this book delivers strategies that work—most of the time. Perfect for anyone who knows the best plan is the one that involves a little chaos!
The Lusty Lizardfolk Lady
A scorching romance that follows S'shylara, a seductive lizardfolk noble with a mysterious past, as she ensnares the heart (and abs) of Darius, a dashing human adventurer with more muscles than sense. As passion sizzles across species lines, their forbidden love threatens to upend tribal politics, courtly alliances, and several pieces of furniture.
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underdark, survival, adventurer
Navigating the Underdark
Tips on surviving the deep dark depths
Your essential survival guide for when the sun's a distant memory and glowing mushrooms are your only nightlight. Packed with advice on avoiding giant spiders, negotiating with suspiciously friendly drow, and mastering the art of "not screaming too loud," this book proves that deep darkness is just another kind of adventure—if you're brave enough (or crazy enough) to survive it!
Luxodon Living
The Life of the Elephant People
A thoughtful look into the majestic world of the elephant folk—known for their wisdom, impressive tusks, and surprisingly delicate tea ceremonies. From sprawling jungle temples to epic tales of memory and honor, this book reveals how strength and grace go hand in trunk.
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fiend, devil, monster
A Day in the Life of a Lemure
An Exhaustive Study of Hell's Weakest Devil
Famed devil scholar, Rupert Shelagon, diligently chronicles an entire year observing one of Hell's lowliest devils—because apparently, a single day wasn't nearly enough to capture the thrilling excitement of eternal misery, endless servitude, and the occasional existential crisis. This surprisingly detailed study reveals that even the weakest devil has a surprisingly complicated (and awkward) existence in the infernal hierarchy.
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transmutation, magic
Transmutation: The Magic of Makeovers
A sparkling guide to the art of magical transformations—whether you're switching faces, changing shapes, or just giving your shoes a quick enchantment upgrade. Packed with stunning before-and-after spells and plenty of warnings, this book proves that with magic, a little makeover can go a long way.
To Kill a Manticore
A whimsical yet deadly tale of a small-town bard coming of age in a world where justice is rare, monsters are real, and the local manticore has very strong opinions about property lines. As rumors swirl and tensions rise, the young hero must learn that bravery isn't just facing beasts—it's standing up for what's right, even if it has a spiked tail and a bad attitude. Spoiler: killing the manticore was never the point… but good luck telling the villagers that.
Conversations with a Dragon
An In-depth Conversation with a Dragon
A rare and fire-singed glimpse into the mind of Thraxxor the Magnificent—an ancient wyrm with strong opinions on treasure management, hero roasting techniques, and why he absolutely deserves worship. What begins as a bold scholarly pursuit quickly turns into a one-sided monologue of threats, riddles, and unsolicited life advice. This manuscript was recovered near the author's charred remains, still chained to a desk in the dragon's lair—proof that the dragon really wanted a good editor.
So you want to be a Rogue
A primer on stealth & picking pockets
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to pick pockets, dodge traps, and vanish before anyone notices you were even there (or their pouch is missing). Packed with tips on looking innocent while planning your next heist and perfecting the art of the dramatic "disappear," this book proves that being a rogue is all about charm, cunning, and a very healthy fear of alarm bells.
So you want to be a Druid
A primer on harnessing the powers of nature
The ultimate guide for anyone ready to talk to trees, shape-shift into slightly confused animals, and convince their pet squirrel they're the boss. Packed with tips on blending into forests, growing herbs, and turning your enemies into frogs, this book proves being a druid is all about nature, magic, and a little bit of weirdness. Warning: may cause sudden urges to hug trees and wear leaf crowns!
The Big Book of Cats
Ferocious Felines of the Kingdom
An illustrated guide celebrating the majestic—and occasionally mischievous—cats that prowl, pounce, and purr their way through the realm. From regal lion kings to sneaky house cats plotting world domination, this book offers fierce facts, charming lore, and plenty of whiskered wisdom.
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vampire, medic, monster
Strahd's Guide to Bloodletting
By the infamous Strahd von Zarovich, this elegant, eerie, and oddly instructional tome illustrates the fine art of extracting blood—with style. Equal parts medical manual, vampire manifesto, and unsolicited lifestyle advice, Strahd offers tips on technique, etiquette, and avoiding messy capes. A must-read for aspiring vampires and very confused phlebotomists.
How to Catch Your Princess
A laughably unhelpful guide for brave souls who think swordplay and sarcasm are viable flirting techniques. Packed with questionable advice like "rescue first, ask her name later" and "dragons make great icebreakers," it’s the perfect read for anyone who's better at dungeons than dating. Warning: may cause accidental engagements.
Goblins Gone Wild
A study of goblins in the wild
A chaotic, mud-splattered field guide chronicling the unpredictable lives of goblins when left to their own (terrible) ideas and surprisingly complex social chaos. From trap-filled tree forts to fire-starting rituals that should definitely be illegal, this book dives into their strange customs, louder-than-average festivals, and questionable cuisine. The author quickly learns that studying goblins in their natural habitat is a great way to lose your gear, your patience, and possibly your eyebrows.
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ranger, archery, fight
Hit the Apple, Not My Face!
A beginner's guide to archery
A slightly nerve-wracking handbook for anyone learning to aim true without turning friends into targets. Packed with helpful tips, safety reminders, and plenty of close calls, this guide will have you hitting bullseyes instead of bystanders in no time.
Born of Dragons?
The Dragonborn Race
A fiery exposé exploring the origins, culture, and family structure of the dragonborn—those proud, scaly folk who insist they're totally related to real dragons (just... don't ask the dragons). Dive into the politics of breath weapon etiquette, clan rivalries, and whether hoarding gold is nature or just really shiny nurture. Chapter 5: Not all who breathe fire are welcome at the barbecue.
Wish It, Want It, Screw It!
Backfired Wish Spells
A collection of magical wishes gone seriously wrong, proving that sometimes getting exactly what you asked for is the worst thing that can happen. Filled with cautionary tales, twisted twists, and plenty of "should've seen that coming" moments, this book is a must-read for anyone tempted to mess with fate.
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catoblepas, children, monster
The Catoblepas in the Hat
When a gloomy afternoon is interrupted by a Catoblepas in a tall striped hat, two young adventurers learn that mischief, mayhem, and a hint of necrotic breath can turn any day upside down. With riddles, rhymes, and a few questionable survival checks, the beast promises fun—though whether they’ll live to tell the tale is another story.
Half Human, Half Horse, All Man
A Defense of the Half Races
a bold manifesto championing the misunderstood lives of centaurs, half-elves, half-orcs, and other half-blood heroes who just want a fair shot at respect—and maybe a place to call home. Tackling everything from awkward anatomy and identity crises to navigating mixed heritage (and the occasional hoof- or tusk-in-mouth moment), this book proves that being part beast or part something else doesn't make you any less of a legend.
Everyday Lives
Journals and Stories of the Common People
A heartfelt (and occasionally hilarious) peek into the muddy boots and messy lives of medieval peasants, innkeepers, blacksmiths, and that one guy who insists he saw a troll in his turnip patch. Through personal journals and anecdotes, this book humanizes the often-overlooked common folk of medieval times, revealing their daily struggles, simple joys, and quirky superstitions. It offers a relatable, humorous glimpse into a world that’s usually dominated by kings, knights, and epic quests.
Killing Kobolds
A Retrospective on Wiping a Kobold Stronghold
A grim recounting of one particularly disastrous adventuring party's attempt to clear out a notoriously tricky kobold lair—complete with traps, chaos, and more than a few embarrassing mishaps. Packed with tactical blunders, unexpected alliances, and lessons learned the hard way, this book proves that even the smallest foes can cause the biggest headaches.
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goblin, anatomy, medic
A Little Off the Top
A barber's guide to goblin anatomy
A chilling and detailed account of a goblin autopsy, revealing the strange and twisted inner workings of these elusive creatures. Written from the perspective of a barber turned anatomist, the book combines surgical precision with a fascination for the grotesque.
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dragon, races, stories
My Life as a Human
A Dragon's Observations on Human Culture
This book follows a curious dragon who polymorphs into a human and quickly discovers that humans are equally confusing, awkward, and prone to setting things on fire—just like dragons. Between baffling social rituals and the mystery of socks, this fiery critic’s hilarious misadventures prove that being human is the real magical challenge. Spoiler: The dragon still prefers hoarding treasure over small talk.
